Question: Do you think I should quit smoking?
Answer: Secretly, I hope you don’t. It’s kinda sexy when you smoke.
Question: If you could have me at any age, how old would you want me to be?
Answer: Forty. If you ask me, women age like a fine wine.
Question: Should I get a face lift? I think it would really help my career if I was prettier.
Answer: If it’ll make you happy, then sure, why not? It can’t hurt.
Question:How much did you miss me over the past couple of years?
Answer: A lot, actually. I think about your tits pretty much every night before bed.
Question: Be honest… have you looked up any of my porn videos since we met?
Answer: I’d be lying if I said curiosity hasn’t gotten the best of me…
Question: Would you ever consider marrying someone who’s ten years older than you?
Answer: For the right woman, I’d be willing to overlook the age gap.
Question: If she ever stops ignoring me, I’d love to introduce you to my daughter some day. Would you be okay with that?
Answer: Maybe some day… I don’t like to rush into anything too serious, you know?
Question: Have you ever thought about anything more than just sex between us?
Answer: I tried once but my mind went right back to sex.
Question: I know you’ve had sex with a porn star, but have you ever had sex with a prostitute?
Answer: I’m not proud of it, but, I did pay for sex once in a moment of weakness.
Question: What do you miss most about being a kid?
Answer: Not having to think about sex every waking moment of my f*cking life.
Question: What do you want to do with me that we haven’t already done?
Answer: I don’t know, how about just like… slow, intimate love making?
Question: Sometimes I wonder… would I have been better off if I chose not to have my daughter?
Answer: That’s pretty f*cked up. How could you say that about your own daughter?